I’ve never fully understood shark week. Maybe that’s because I’m Canadian and as far as I know, we don’t have it up here. Or maybe it’s because I don’t have cable or satellite so I’m not exposed to whatever channel shark week is on. Either way, I’m aware of what it is and realize it’s become a bit of a thing the good ol’ U-S of A, almost like a national holiday.
Onnit is taking advantage of shark week’s popularity and offering up a bit of a deal to celebrate. For a limited time only you can purchase a bottle of Shroom Tech Sport at 25% off its regular retail price and you get a badass shark T-shirt to sweeten the deal. The savings on Shroom Tech Sport is cool enough, but the shirt is one that I would actually wear. Too often brands will put out clothing with their logos splashed across the front or back, but this one isn’t like that. It’s just a great shirt, as you can see in the picture above. It’s a gigantic print of a shark ready to chomp down on your dick with a subtle Shroom Tech Sport logo above. Nice and understated.
This Shark Week package is available for a limited time only, so hit up the Onnit website and act quickly.