Zombie Bells Kettlebells Return and are In Stock at Onnit!

Zombie Bells Kettlebells Return and are In Stock at Onnit!The Zombie Bells kettlebells from Onnit were first introduced nearly two years ago by Onnit. They were originally a limited item, meaning a certain amount were made, sold, and then they disappeared. But, much like a zombie, the Onnit Zombie Bells have returned from the dead.

That’s right, the Onnit Zombie Bells kettlebells are now back in stock at Onnit and can be ordered right now. No longer will you get the “Out of Stock” message on the page. If you missed out on these the first time around, don’t sleep. These will disappear like they did the first time. But will they be back? No one knows.

If you’re unfamiliar with Zombie Bells, they’re a lot like the other more recent specialty kettlebells from Onnit, like the full line of Primal Bells and Legend Bells. The Zombie Bells are 3D sculpted to ensure perfect balance so they function just as a normal kettlebell would, they feature enlarged grips to improve grip strength, and they’re crafted with chip-resistant iron, meaning these things will last you until the zombie apocalypse actually happens.

The Onnit Zombie Bells are available in five varieties:

Below you can see an image of all the Zombie Bells, listed from left to right in the order that I listed their weights from largest to smallest.

Onnit Zombie Bells Kettlebells

If you like what you see, head over to the Onnit website and pick one (or all!) of them up before they’re gone for good. Or, until next year when they might crawl out of their graves again to feast on more brains. Mmm, protein.

Onnit’s Bigfoot Sasquatch Primal Bells Kettlebell Now Available!

Onnit's Bigfoot Sasquatch Primal Bells Kettlebell Now Available!Late last week Onnit finally released what it has been teasing for literally months: the Onnit Bigfoot Primal Bells kettlebell! Yup, the same one that The Rock uses. If you get one, you’ll be big and strong like him! (Just kidding, normal people likely can’t even lift the thing.)

On the topic of weight, the Onnit Bigfoot/Sasquatch Primal Bell tips the scales at a hefty 2.5 pood, or 90.28 lbs. Not quite 100 lbs. yet still enough to make you feel like a wimp when you realize there’s no way you’ll be able to exercise with the thing. Maybe start off with the Howler, move on to the Chimp, then to the Orangutan, followed by the Gorilla, and then give Bigfoot a try.

But you don’t necessarily need to exercise with the thing. I know there are some people who just collect the Primal Bells, Zombie Bells (sold out), and Legend Bells to display in the home as decoration. The sculpts are cool enough that a collection of them can act as artwork in the home.

Each one of Onnit’s kettlebells and specialty bells are made with chip-resistant iron so they’re virtually bomb-proof. They’re all balanced as well, so they’re fully functional and can be used daily. You don’t necessarily need to keep these on display and never use them. Beat them up and they’ll still look amazing. Some people even go so far as to paint them to take it to the next level.

You’ll notice that I’m referring to the Bigfoot kettlebell as a Primal Bell rather than a Legend Bell. Despite the fact that Bigfoot doesn’t actually exist, Onnit released the Bigfoot kettlebell under its Primal Bells line rather than the Legend Bells line. Confused? I am too.

The Bigfoot Primal Bell kettlebell is available now on the Onnit Labs website, priced at just under $215. Order one and feel bad for the poor sap who will have to drag it up the stairs to your doorstep.

 

 

New Video Sneak Preview of the New Onnit Bigfoot Legend Bells Kettlebell

New Video Sneak Preview of the New Onnit Bigfoot Legend Bells KettlebellLast week I posted photographic evidence of the existence of Bigfoot. Today, courtesy of The Rock, I bring you video evidence as well.

Yes, the latest entry in Onnit’s Legend Bells line is the Bigfoot kettlebell, and Onnit is sending it out to all the cool kids. First Brendan Schaub and Joe Rogan got theirs last week, and then The Rock got his today. Soon, former WWE wrestler and soon-to-be UFC fighter CM Punk will be getting a couple of Bigfoot Legend Bells as well.

Although the Bigfoot Legend Bell isn’t available just yet, the Werewolf, Cyclops, and Harpy Legend Bells are in stock and ready to ship. Just head over to the Onnit Labs website and add one to your shopping cart before they’re all scooped up.

Not much is known about the release date of the Bigfoot Legend bell, although in a new video posted by The Rock on his Instagram account, he did drop that each of the Bigfoot Legend Bells will weigh 100 lbs. so at least we know that much.

Bookmark this page and check back soon for news on the release date of the Bigfoot Legend Bell along with other related details.

 

Onnit Legend Bells Ghost Kettlebell Coming?

Onnit Legend Bells Ghost Kettlebell Coming?For those who aren’t following along, let me bring you up to speed: the first release in the Onnit Legend Bells kettlebell line is the 28 kg./62 lb. Werewolf kettlebell. But many months prior to its release, Aubrey Marcus (co-owner of Onnit) was on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast and mentioned in passing something about a Bigfoot kettlebell. At the time it didn’t seem like much, but now with the introduction of the Legend Bell line, it’s safe to assume that the Bigfoot kettlebell will actually see the light of day as another kettlebell in this specialty line.

Another podcast I listen to is The Fighter and the Kid with UFC fighter Brendan Schaub and comedian/actor/podcaster/friend-of-Joe-Rogan Bryan Callen. Late last week I was listening to one of these episodes and Bryan was introducing a new podcast sponsor and explaining to the listeners what the company does and provides. That company was Onnit. If you’ve heard a podcast advertisement before, you can imagine how it went. They all sound the same and get quite repetitive, especially if you listen to The Joe Rogan Experience and hear Joe talk about Onnit over and over. But what was interesting about this episode of The Fighter and the Kid is that Bryan mentioned something about a ghost kettlebell. He only mentioned it once and didn’t elaborate any further, but if one does materialize it will likely be a part of Onnit’s Legend Bell line.

The one strange thing about the idea of a ghost bell is that Joe hasn’t spoken on the topic of ghosts very much. Anyone who listens to his podcast knows that he loves werewolves and werewolf movies and knows that he’s obsessed with hunting, the outdoors, and the possibility of Bigfoot being a real creature rather than a thing of legend. But ghosts don’t come up that often.

Still, the idea of a ghost bell makes a bit of sense and would tie in with Halloween. Perhaps Joe and Aubrey couldn’t think of another monster to add to the kettlebell line? A vampire seems like an obvious choice, and maybe that one is in the works as well. The perplexing thing is what would a ghost kettlebell look like?

For now all we have to do is wait and see what Onnit will surprise us with next!

A 360 Degree Comparison of Onnit’s Primal Bells, Zombie Bells, and Legend Bells

One of the biggest sources of traffic to my little blog is from people who are searching for more information about Onnit’s three different lines of specialty kettlebells, the Primal Bells, Zombie Bells, and its newest line, the Legend Bells. While the first two series have been completely released, the newest Legend Bells line is just beginning. The first in the series was the Werewolf Legend Bell and the word on the street is that the Legend Bells will be a line of famous monsters. The next likely release in the Legend Bells line will be a Bigfoot Legend Bell, but that isn’t 100 percent confirmed just yet.

Because the appeal of the Primal, Zombie, and Legend Bells is the appearance of the kettlebells, I decided to dedicate a single blog post to outline each of the bells in each of the lines. Below you’ll find 360 degree views of each of the bells so you can see just how well they’re sculpted and how they look from all sides and angles.

Each of these specialty kettlebells features enlarged handles for increased grip strength and they’re crafted with chip-resistant iron. They’ve all been custom sculpted for Onnit and all are 3D scanned to ensure perfect balance. This means that when you’re using one of the specialty kettlebells for exercising, they’ll perform just as well as a normal kettlebell would but they look infinitely more badass. Of course, if you want to keep them as artistic sculptures to display, you can do that too!

Since the Primal Bells were the first line of specialty kettlebells that Onnit introduced, let’s start with those:

The Onnit Chimp Primal Bell

The Chimp Primal Bell was the first specialty kettlebell released by Onnit. It weighs in at one pood, which is 36 lbs. for those of you who aren’t familiar with archaic weight measurements.

Onnit Primal Bells 360 Degree View

The Onnit Gorilla Primal Bell

The next release in the Onnit Primal Bell line was the Gorilla kettlebell. It’s the heaviest of the bunch, weighing in at a hefty two poods, or 72 lbs.

Onnit Gorilla Primal Bell 360 Degree View

The Onnit Orangutan Primal Bell

The strangest looking of the Primal Bell bunch is the Orangutan Primal Bell with it’s wide face weighing in at 1.5 poods, or 54 lbs.

Onnit Orangutan Primal Bell 360 Degree View

The Onnit Howler Primal Bell

The last in the Primal Bell line was the Howler Primal Bell, and it was also the lightest of the bunch, weighing in at a scant half pood, or 18 lbs.

Onnit The Howler Primal Bell Kettlebell 360 Degree View


Around Halloween last year Onnit introduced the Zombie Bells. If I remember correctly, it dropped all of these at once rather than releasing them slowly one by one. Unfortunately these are no longer available and Onnit didn’t post any 360 degree views of these bad boys. I believe that now that they’re all sold out, they won’t be made again. So if you didn’t buy one in time, you’re out of luck I’m afraid.

The Onnit Zombie Bells

From left to right we have the Mega Dead Zombie Bell weighing 72 lbs. followed by the Ghostface Thrilla tipping the scales at 54 lbs. followed by the Staple Head Zombie Bell weighing 36 lbs. and finally the Brain Goblin is the smallest of the bunch weighing 18 lbs.

Onnit Zombie Bells Kettlebells


Joe Rogan has a fascination with large hairy monsters, and if you’re a religious listener of his podcast The Joe Rogan Experience, you probably already know this. He has a giant life-size replica of a werewolf in his podcast studio, and he went looking for Bigfoot in his television series Joe Rogan Questions Everything. What the other two Legend Bells will be I do not know, but I’m sure they will be just as awesome as the other Onnit specialty kettlebells.

The Onnit Werewolf Legend Bell

The first in the Legend Bell line doesn’t seem to follow the weight pattern set by the other two kettlebell lines. The Werewolf Legend Bell weighs in at 28kg, or 62 lbs. I’m not exactly sure why Onnit chooses to weigh some in poods, all in pounds, and then the Legend Bells in kilograms. Not that it matters, but it’s just something that I noticed.

Onnit Werewolf Legend Bell Kettlebell 360 Degree View


And there we have it guys! A complete guide to the different sizes and weights of the specialty kettlebells along with 360 degree views of each of the ones that are still for sale. For those of you who glossed over the words in the rest of the blog post but you’re reading this summary, the Primal Bells are all currently available and can be purchased as a bundle for a discounted price. The Zombie Bells are sold out and as far as I know will not be made available again. The Legend Bells line is just starting and it’s unknown how many kettlebells will be made available in this line, nor is it known if this is a limited edition like the Zombie Bells.