It’s been a long time since it was last available, but Onnit Total Primate Care is now back in stock on the Onnit Labs website.
For the unfamiliar, Total Primate Care is a variety pack of sorts that’s available in 15 and 30-day supplies. Each daily supply comes with a day and a night pack. Inside each pack is a variety of Onnit supplements designed to give you the boost that you need throughout the day, and then the right combination of nutrients to help you relax and unwind before bed in the evening.
The supplements included in each TPC: Total Primate Care pack include Stron Bone and Joint, Shroom Tech Immune, Alpha Brain, Shroom Tech Sport, krill oil, Spirulina and Chlorella, New Mood, Vitamin C and Lysine, and Coral Calcium.
If you’re curious about Onnit products but are turned off by how expensive it can be to purchase a bottle of Shroom Tech Sport and a bottle of Alpha Brain, Total Primate Care is a good way to give things a test drive without breaking the bank.
Currently, a 15-day supply of Total Primate Care is on sale at $5 off its regular price, and the 30-day supply is on sale at $30 off the regular price.
Like I mentioned on Black Friday, Onnit is having a huge sale, and it’s actually getting better today for Cyber Monday. You can still save up to 25% on supplements, foods, packages, fitness equipment and gear, but you can also save up to an additional 10% based on how much you spend. If you spend $150 or more, you get an additional 5% off. If you spend $250 or more, you get an additional 10% off on top of the aforementioned discounts. That’s bonkers! Plus every order regardless of its amount will receive a free single go pack, which is essentially a single serving of something like Alpha Brain or Shroom Tech Sport.
This incredible Cyber Monday sale ends tonight, Monday, December 2, 2013 at 11:59 PST. Remember that PST is actually three hours behind EST, so that would really be 2:59AM EST.
This is all I’m going to say on the Onnit Cyber Monday Sale. Below is the breakdown of the savings:
In my post earlier today I mentioned how I was going to tone down the Onnit posts on this blog, so I’ll keep this one short and sweet.
Like every other online and brick and mortar store, Onnit is having a sale this Black Friday, and it’s the best one of the year. If there are any supplements supplements, foods, package deals, or fitness gear that you’ve had your eye on, now’s the time to pull the trigger. Some of this stuff can also make a great Christmas gift as well, so there’s that to think about too. At any rate, there are some great deals, so act quickly, because some of this stuff is sure to go out of stock over the weekend.
And for the record, this sale includes everything from Primal Bells and Zombie Bells to Onnit 180 drink mix, Total Primate Care, Hemp Force, T+ testosterone booster, Alpha Brain, Blendtec blenders, and everything else.
Here’s the breakdown of the savings during Onnit’s Black Friday/Cyber Monday sale:
This sale starts on Friday, November 29, 2013 at 12AM EST. So to those of us who don’t go to bed at 9PM, this means Thursday night at midnight everything goes on sale. The sale is on all weekend and concludes on Cyber Monday (Monday, December 2, 2013) at 11:59 PST. Remember that PST is actually three hours behind EST, so that would really be 2:59AM EST. Confused yet? Me too. Not sure why Onnit chose to list these times in two time zones, but there you have it. Visit onnit.com sometime this weekend after midnight tonight (but before midnight on Monday night) and you can save up to 25% off everything.
Feeling out of touch with your masculine side? Want to feel a little more manly? Onnit has something for you. It has just made available a new Cavemen Essentials Pack which contains everything you need to get back in touch with your primal nature.
Bundle packs aren’t new to the Onnit, website, but this particular one is. These bundles enable you to buy a few Onnit products at once and save a bit of money compared to buying them separately. Onnit has chosen the products contained in this Cavemen Essentials Pack very carefully, ensuring that you have everything you need to transform yourself from a doughy girly man into a complete savage.
The Cavemen Essentials Pack contains a bottle of Alpha Brain, a bottle of Stron Bone and Joint, a tub of the T+ testosterone supplement, and a box of Tanka bars as well. I’ve written about all of these products on this blog in the past, so use the little search box to the left to read my thoughts about all of them.
In addition, Onnit has introduced the Cavemen Club Pack as well. This package contains two club bells in either 5, 10, or 15 lbs. weights along with the CSTGX club bell DVD. This is literally everything you need if you want to start working out with club bells but aren’t sure how to start.
If that’s not good enough, Onnit will also be randomly giving away to buyers of The Cavemen Essentials Pack two of the one pood chimp primal bells, a chimp primal bell T-shirt, cavemen sketches, and a 45 lb. bruiser club as well. All of this gear is autographed by MMA fighter David “The Caveman” Rickles who is a member of Onnit’s Honor Roll.
More details are available on the Caveman page of the Onnit website.
Onnit’s moving sale was supposed to be over by now but it’s been so successful Onnit decided to extend it until the end of the day, which is a little crazy because Onnit rarely has sales on any of its stuff. So, if you still haven’t given Alpha Brain or any of the other supplements a try, now’s the time. You save money and still get that money back guarantee if you’re unhappy with any of the Onnit branded supplements. There’s some fitness stuff on sale too, so check out Onnit’s moving sale before 11:59PM CST tonight (12:59AM EST or 9:59PM PST) to save big money.